Happy Summer Solstice to Everyone!

Happy Summer Solstice to everyone out there!  All of us on the top side of the world are basking in heaps of sun.
And a Happy Winter Solstice to all those on the bottom side.

Two more days and we are all free of those annoying Xmas carols and the hard hit advertising everywhere. Even another big earthquake in Christchurch didn’t stop the politicians and business leaders from warning people that this should not stop them doing their duty and filling the new malls with their gay jingling pockets.
I'll Get Through Xmas by Breaking into the Liquor.
I’ve decided that I like summer so much that I will chase it on my treadle Eastwards across South America and then with the help of a bit of high octane jet fuel  arrive in Morocco just in time for spring on the bottom side of the world, just as it emerges from the Southern Hemispheres’  shadow.

I continue to tune in to some of the other past contestants in the Global bike Race. It never fails to amuse me as to how two months from the start of our individual challenges they can still be going on about finding sponsorship or lack of finding it.

I really would like to know what it is with the younger generation and sponsorship? Firstly I’d like to know something about how much of the sponsorship money is going to the charity and how much is going into their pockets towards their trip? Because it sounds to me like they themselves have little cash to cover their expenses while they are away on the adventure. I mean it’s a wickedly good plan if you can pull off a free trip in the name of a charity. And on top of that big business can get a tax break by sponsoring you. The charity won’t complain since they’ll be happy to get the crumbs once it’s all settled. But I can’t help getting that ‘this isn’t right is it’ feeling.
If it smells a little off I think it probably is. It’s the same feeling I get when I hear of Adventurers and Racers going past people on the route who need assistance and who then  don’t stop to render it because it will cost them either time or position.  And for that matter people who will not wait for slower members on a group training ride.

It’s the “You got any free stuff for me?” generation.
Bang!

I filled up my Optimus primus last week with petrol, stood back and lit it. Imagine my relief as it roared away happily. The implications of this are immense. With auto fuel being the most ubiquitous liquid on the planet outside water I should be able to fire up for a hot coffee or one pot meal anywhere. I just have to smuggle the old cooker past the customs officers at the airport and I’m set. Rest assured that Optimus are not sponsoring me on my adventures so I won’t be making up any crap about how my cooker lights with a single match and will happily burn for 6mths without a recharge. In fact I recall last time I used my cooker it nearly took my eyebrows off when I prewarmed it with too much white spirits! That’s when I made the startling discovery that I could prewarm it with antiseptic hand wash. It was during the bird flu scare and there were free hand wash dispensers everywhere. Who would have thought you could use the stuff as a fuel. (Niel the Wheel’s previous life as a microbiology student, and tight arse nature helped there).
The Gift Wrap for an Overseas Adventure.

O it’s so exciting! It’s the night before much of the Western World swaps big screen TVs or beach balls or whatever other toys take their fancy and the tooth fairy, (probably Diane), has dropped off a few Visa applications for me. That will give me something concrete to do tomorrow between berry hunting and paddling at the beach. Actually may flag the paddling at the beach as it’s all polluted with sewage after last week’s heavy rain. What and you non New Zealanders thought we were clean and green? Unfortunately where there are people there’s poo. I might just leave the swimming for a week or two.

Filling in Visa applications before heading off on my last training session down South sound’s much more appealing.

What I've Been Unemployed For A Month!

It’s been a week or so since I last reported on progress towards my world cycling domination. So what has been happening on the old training front? Well actually nothing much. Kilometres travelled on the bike have been at an all-time low. I have to say that I’m not really at all concerned about this because in two weeks’ time I’ll be on my bike again cycle touring the South Island. And at 150-200km per day I should be back up to full fitness in about 3 days.

I have been busy over the last couple of weeks though;

Firstly I had to make a trip to the dentist who managed to wrestle $360 out of me and a couple of teeth that I really didn’t need anyway since I can easily gain all the sustenance I need by sucking my chocolate as I sip my coffee. One thing I must warn others about though is never drink really hot coffee while your mouth is still anaesthetised because you can burn the roof of your mouth without realising it and then wrongfully accuse the dentist of being overly rough with said mouth.  If I had done what Adi said and taken painkillers I would not have had to have an afternoon in bed. But since it was raining cats and dogs that day I couldn’t have done anything else anyway so thought I might as well practice getting over the dental treatment the hard way.

So after I had recovered from the dentist’s chair and enormity of the bill appearing in our letter box the next day (NZ mail gives special post haste to dental bills) I needed to focus on the cost of next year’s firewood. Because as we all know there’s no point in trying to burn wet firewood. So while people were out all over the world buying Christmas junk for friends and family Adi and I bought each other the best  blue gum firewood. A whole wood shed full. I spent a whole day carting it to the woodshed and then another day stacking it in. I’m pretty proud of stacking it in, in such a way as to give maximum airflow around each piece. Adi’s a Virgo so I‘ve learnt not to let her stack firewood as each piece is arranged in such a way that it fits perfectly into the adjacent piece. Five years of drying wouldn’t achieve the desired result! There’s nothing quite as satisfying as a full woodshed. Thank you Father Christmas. Off course come next winter I should be in China somewhere but Adi might still like to warm her booties in front of the fire before she comes to visit me.  Mr Stewart the woodman recognised me and wished me a happy cycle trip which was nice.  He then prised open my hand relieving me of $500 and was merrily on his way. Ho Ho  Ho
As Neat as a German Wood Shed.


As I mentioned above it rained for a few days on end this week and we ended up having a once in forty year flood. While the hill suburbs slipped towards the sea we gained some pretty big puddles around the house and once again the road disappeared under about 2mtrs of water. The upside though is that now our well has a staggering 3 ½ metres of water in it! A new record! If I fell down the well I could drown. Or another way of looking at it is that the ground water is now only 2mtrs below the surface. Since we rely on the ground water for pretty much everything round here, including making a mug of coffee, it’s pleasing to know that I can easy source it.

While the rain fell I decided to try to figure out why the engine on my Vespa was always covered in oil despite my motorbike being only a couple of years old while Adi’s Vespa has a shiny clean engine at all times. This is not because Adi cleans her engine but because my motor has always had a bit of a leak and I don’t trust letting NZ mechanics have a go at my Italian masterpiece. I’ve seen how NZ mechanics work. Since most of the Italians in Nelson seem at the moment to be occupied with growing tomatoes I tackled the job myself. A few hours of hard graft while the rain drummed down on the workshop roof and I had the offending gasket identified and sealed. Time will tell how effective the operation was. I just hope I haven’t sealed it so well that the oil has stopped flowing through the engine as well as out of it.
Vespa 'Be Happy'.


Adi told me the other day that I had been officially unemployed for a month! It certainly doesn’t feel like it. Bunnings hardware staff are getting used to me turning up on the Mercian for building materials and the record for lengths of supplies on the BOB trailer keeps getting broken. This time I managed to bring home 3mtr lengths of guttering and down pipes.
The Gutter Man's on the Job.

 It would certainly be easier if I had the kombi running. But then I’d be paying the Government even more tax. So I think we’ll keep that van in the garage where it doesn’t cost us anything.

Solo Around the World for 'the Wheel'

Not knowing whether I am going to London to join the remainder of the Global Bike Race entrants or go off and do my own Around the World attempt has begun to make me feel a bit stressed. Time is now running out with things like vaccinations, visas and tickets needing to be organised. But more importantly   , I need to focus on whether I am headed for South America in February or Europe. The whole indecision is doing my head in!

So I have made the decision to go it alone on a solo around the world adventure. The decision was partly made easier for me by the fracturing of the other entrants and the fact that some of them aren’t even going to start together now in London but leave from other locations. I honestly feel that it’s stupid for me to pay the extra money to get there when I too can start from my home ( Nelson, New Zealand) and circle the world from here.



So now the decision has been made I can get on with planning again.

It was organised that I go on a long day ride today but I didn’t have the motivation for it. But feel better now that I have finally made up my mind. I’ve got a 14 day block of long distance touring scheduled in January so am not too concerned about losing a bit of fitness. 14days of 200km per day on the loaded touring bike will put me in the best form. Adi will follow me on her Vespa and we will camp around the South Island.  Then it will be a few weeks back home to fix up some last minute house things and then kiss my girl and…. Off to South America! Scary!

I hope they’ve got McDonalds over there so that I can send blogs free. My intention is to blog a few times a week. You get to send blogs for free but you have to put up with the other crap. And I don’t mean the food. What crap you ask?

The stuff that goes like this;

You’ve spent some time outside looking at the specials and have decided on something. “I’ll have the McChicken lunch combo special thanks”

“Sorry only available until 1pm” said Mr McD

“What time is it now?”I said.

“Ten past 1”said Mr McD

O shit so you frantically sort out a whole new thing in your head.

“But I can still do it”….” But it won’t be a special “said Mr McD

“How much more expensive will it be? “I said

“50c” says McD

“O for goodness sake just give it to me!!! “

Then you get the would you like x or y with that, black or white, sugar or sweetener richer or poorer. … By this time your bikes been stolen and you’ve forgotten that you only came in to use their Wi-Fi.

What I really struggle with regarding McDonalds is in countries like France where the posted wall menus are all in English but  you say McCheese or McMuffin and they don’t know what you’re talking about???

Petrol? Petrol's got to be Good for Something.

Next week I’m going to find out whether my white spirits cooker will run on petrol or whether it will explode engulfing me and Potters-End in a fiery inferno. Comments concerning this would be appreciated before I light the match on Wednesday.

18000 kms and the Year is Not Out.

What a great week. It started with a couple days of torrential rain. This weather only emphasised the fact that I had made the correct decision about spending more time on the repair of our old house. Although the roof didn’t leak the gutters were clearly not coping and in need of a redesign. I’ll tackle this in the next few weeks as I repaint the roof. Water damage on the lower weather boards, commonly described as rot, due to these defective gutters will also need to be sorted before I head off cycling the world. But first things first. It’s so easy to get distracted at Potters-End because there’s just so much that needs doing. Too much time in the past working at the bike shop and cycling and not enough time looking after what really matters. Namely a roof over your head.


Not to be distracted I started work on the back room generally used as a study. When we bought the house 20years ago my friends advised that I pull the back room down and use the wood to warm the rest of the house for the winter so rotten it was.’ Ye of little faith’ I said. And with the help of the work car and the generous amount of time my employers gave me to do very little, I managed to bring supplies home and at least stabilise the structure. Twenty years later and I’m still working on it. But it is looking better and it gets a lot of sun. I’ve always said that I should be able to fix this house quicker than it can rot and now that I’m more focused I should make some progress.

Procuring building materials now that we don’t have an operating motor I knew would be a challenge. Three options immediately presented themselves. I could fix the combi, pay for delivery or bring home what I needed on the bike trailer. The fairies in the garage told me the combi engine recon had not progressed to a level that would enable me to get the VW started let alone out of the garage and I wouldn’t make Adi work for two hours to pay for delivery. So it was connect up the BOB trailer and see how much timber I could get on board. As you can see from the photo the staff at Bunnings were very obliging in holding my bike while I loaded up. I’m not sure that my frame guarantee from Mercian covers this sort of thing but after a 15km ride I was home. Mission accomplished.  I have worked out that 2metre lengths and 40kgs seems to be the BOB’s limitation when being used as a builder’s trailer.
Just Hold Her There. Back in a Minute.

Another very interesting, but not unexpected thing that happened last week while I was away training and confirmed by email this week was the falling over of the Global Bike Race. You might think that this would really rock me. And it would have  if I had not been half expecting it and had I not put a plan B into action a month or so back. The organiser of the Global Bike Race has been so poorly organising it that  it seems  most of the intended riders have left him and decided to try and put their own race together. Others have simply pulled out totally.

The rider organised race will be run on similar lines but I have to decide whether to participate in this event or go solo on my own around the world. Not riding around the world is simply not an option for me now as I have made a commitment to friends, family and myself that cannot be undone. Good on the English riders for trying to salvage something from the fiasco but at the moment I’m the only overseas rider and I have to seriously look at whether it’s worth spending the extra $3000 dollars to get to London for the start and the return afterwards and in addition any costs associated with the new event.  

My plan B is to cycle my route around the world as previously described (see 'Wheel Around the World' Route section) but to start and finish in Nelson NZ and to cycle it instead from West to East. This works better for climates. If I adopt this plan it will see me leave Nelson for Lima South America in mid Feb next year and then once I’m across Sth America I’ll continue on to Morocco and Europe etc.

I’ll make my decision in two weeks and then rush over to Diane my travel agent and arrange the ticket I’ll need.


I’ve almost clocked up 20000kms on the Mercian this year. It’ll probably be 19000km odd by Christmas. If I’d driven my ass around in the car over the last 52weeks I would have used 1900litres of petrol and at $2.15 a litre that’s an Around the World airline ticket. And people wonder why they can’t afford to eat. It’s because you’re feeding your car and in doing so helping the Government balance its books.

They’ll be coming for me; I’ve got to go..



Outside the Bike: the frame set as a cell phone

Demand for cycling is inelastic
Frame and Wheel reads that demand for bicycles and bicycle equipment remains relatively strong despite tough economic conditions and speculates that this is because for many people, riding a bicycle for health, competition or transportation is an important part of their daily lives and something that they cannot do with out. An economist would say that demand for cycling is inelastic. Frame and Wheel observes that demand for telecommunications is also inelastic: individuals want very much to be able to communicate and are unlikely to terminate their cell phone subscription when times are hard. They will more likely stop going out for dinner and movies. People pay for cell phones so that they can have access to others in the form of voice calls or emails, which for most people is very important. 
It is about the experience
Cyclists pay for their bicycles and gear so that they can have access to new and existing experiences on their bikes, stay fit or get to where they want to go. Frame and Wheel has always thought that cycling is about many things including the experience that occurs when you are on the bike: the reverie, the camaraderie, the freedom, the sunrise, the fox, the idiot driving the SUV while talking on the cell phone, the climb, the field sprint, the drama. In a funny way, we communicate when we are on a bike ride: we communicate with ourselves, with others and we actively or passively absorb the surroundings. Frame and Wheel has been caught thinking many times that a bicycle is very much like a communications device and believes that the Internet of Things will transform how we own our bikes, pay for our bikes, ride our bikes and dispose of our bikes. Indeed, Frame and Wheel's mission is to facilitate that change.
Please elaborate in a post
Frame and Wheel asked visitors to the blog if they would ever pay for their bicycles based on the number of hours they used it. Sixty percent of the 35 respondents said no, 20 percent said please elaborate in a post, 14 percent said yes and the balance said maybe. Frame and Wheel believes that the responses suggest that consumers cautiously open to the idea, but very much against the idea of paying an hourly rate for  using a bicycle, perhaps because they want to own it. Frame and Wheel also asked blog visitors if they would pay for their bicycle the way they pay for a Netflix subscription. Seventeen percent of the 36 respondents said yes, forty-four percent said please elaborate in a post, 20 percent said no and another 20 percent maybe. The responses suggest that the market is curious about this idea, and prefers the option of paying a monthly sum rather than an hourly sum. 
iTronski
This summer, Frame and Wheel made the mistake of leaving an Android smart phone on the beach below the hight tide mark. In the few minutes that the smart phone was astray, it was completely soaked and ruined (This earned Frame and Wheel an iTronski). Frame and Wheel discovered that this smart phone, an HTC Incredible, which had been given to Frame and Wheel free of charge by the cell phone operator at the beginning of a two year contract, retails for $700. The service provider informed Frame and Wheel that the only available options were to buy another new Incredible or buy one second hand somewhere. The experience crystalized for Frame and Wheel the fact that the cost of smart phones are loaded into the monthly cost of a calling plan, and shattered the warm and fuzzy perception that cell pone operators just hand out these beautiful smart phone for free. This experience also allowed Frame and Wheel to obtain a better understanding of how mobile phone contracts are structured and Frame and Wheel will digress for a moment on this topic.
High costs low usage
Cell phone operators have huge fixed costs. The largest one is the network of cell phone towers, exchanges and other equipment that allows calls to be made and delivered. Add to that the labor, the trucks and the offices and it becomes clear that running a mobile phone network is very expensive. The only way cell phone operators can cover these costs is by charging airtime to cell phone users, and the only way they can charge users airtime is by getting them to sign up and pay a for cell phone. In the early days, the subscriber had to buy the phone at retail (sometimes from the cell phone operator) and then pay for the airtime based on the number of minutes they used it. The trouble with this approach was that the phones were very expensive (as well as cumbersome), and those who could afford to pay them used their phones for only a few minutes each day because the batteries for the cell phones didn’t last long, the air time charge was expensive and by the minute and there were plenty of perfectly fine or better fixed line phones still available, Cell phones operators were in a situation where subscriber growth was slow, usage was low and network expenses were high and getting higher. 
The virtuous circle
Everything changed when cell phone operators began to subsidize or absorb entirely the cost of the cell phone and integrate that cost into a two-year monthly calling plan. Suddenly, cell phones became much more affordable. Additionally, the monthly calling plan eliminated the perception of air time usage being expensive. The only wrinkle was the requirement to sign a two year contract with the cell phone operator, but consumers were fine with the commitment because they viewed a cell phone as a necessity (or their demand for telecommunications was inelastic). Subscriber growth and penetration increased, usage surged and cell phone operators were able to invest in expanding their networks, which led to a virtuous circle of growth and profitability. Frame and Wheel quantifies just how profitable the cell phone subsidy arrangement is for a cell phone operator below:
Rate of return for a subscriber paying $60 per month

Net cost of a phone ($)
Annual revenue ($)
Annual revenue ($)
Cash flows
(200)
720
720
Internal rate of return
342%


Required rate of return
10.0%


Net present value of subscriber
$954



Very high IRR
Frame and Wheel estimates that the internal rate of return on a single subscriber that pays $60 per month ($720 per year) for basic cell phone access is 345%. The rate of return is so high because the cell phone operator pays a wholesale price for the smart phone that it gives to its new subscriber. For some popular smart phones, the subscriber pays a token sum of say $99, which serves to lower the wholesale cost of the phone even more (Frame and Wheel arbitrarily estimates that the cell phone operator pays $200 whole sale for the smart phone in this example). 
Smart phone cost earned back quickly
This cost is earned back in just three months, and the rest of the revenue for the two year period and beyond is pure gravy. Additionally, the cash flows are stable and predictable and the chances are very good that the subscriber will come nowhere near the monthly limit which is good for keeping the network clear for those who do (even if the limit is exceeded, the subscriber pays the per minute rate). Of course, the operator has to pay operating expenses and continually invest in the network, but this example shows just how profitable combining subsidized cell phones with monthly calling plans has been for the industry.
Nationwide calling plans AT&T

Plan 1
Plan 2
Plan 3
Cost per month ($)
$60
$80
$100
Minutes of talk time per month
450
900
1,350
Hours of talk time per month
7.5
15.0
22.5
Cost per minute
$0.133
$0.089
$0.074
Cost per hour
$8.00
$5.33
$4.44
Cost per year
$720.00
$960.00
$1,200.00
Could it work for a frame set?
If a bicycle is a communications device, could this model work for a frame set? Frame and Wheel believes it could. Frame and Wheel looks at monthly calling plans available in the market today and translates them into hours as that is how Frame and Wheel and other cyclists track how much riding they are doing each day. Plan 1 costs $60 per month and allows the subscriber 450 minutes of talk time per month. This works out to $0.13 per minute. In terms of hours, the plan allows the subscriber 7.5 hours of talk time at a cost of $8.00 per hour. Plan 2 costs the subscriber $80 per month and allows for 15 hours of talk time per month at an hourly rate of $5.33 per hour. Plan 3 costs the subscriber $100 per month and allows for 22.5 hours of talk time at a cost of $4.44 per hour. Plan 1 cost the subscriber $720 per year at a minimum; Plan 2 cost $920 per year and Plan 3 cost $1,200 per year. A key point to note is that the subscriber pays the per minute rate on any minutes in excess of the monthly threshold. For example, if a Plan 1 subscriber exceeds the 450 minute threshold by 10 minutes, the subscriber is billed $13.30 in addition to the $60 monthly cost.
Hypothetical monthly subscription plan for a performance frame set

Monthly subscription plan
Cost per month ($)
$59
Minutes of ride time per month
1,800
Hours of ride time per month
30.0
Cost per minute
$0.03
Cost per hour
$1.95
Cost per year
$702.00

$59 per month for three years
Frame and Wheel believes that most cyclists consider telecommunications to be more of a necessity than cycling, but not by much, and thus estimates that a monthly subscription plan for a performance carbon frame set that retails for about $1,500 would be $59 per month. This plan assumes that the subscriber rides the frame set about 30 hours per month and thus targets dedicated cyclists. The key difference is that if the rider rides the frame set for more than 30 hours in a given month, there is no per minute charge in excess of the monthly cost. This is intended to incentive the the rider. The annual cost of this subscription is $7o2 per year.
Internal rate of return on a frame set subscription


Net cost of frame set ($)
Year 1 revenue ($)
Year 2 revenue ($)
Year 3 revenue ($)
Cash flows
(650)
702
702
702
Internal rate of return
93%



Required rate of return
10.0%



Net present value of frame set
$996




Internal rate of return of 93%
The internal rate of return on a frame set subscription is estimated to be 93 percent.  The net present value of the frame set is $996. At the end of the three year period, the frame set can be returned to the brand for a cash or credit payment. This mechanism keeps the rider on the road and keeps the frame set out of the land fills. Would there be a three year contract? Perhaps, and perhaps there would be a built insurance plan so that if the frame is damaged, it can be replaced at no cost to the rider. Another critical element of this model is how to implement it and monitor it. Frame and Wheel believes that subscribers will obtain this service through an existing on-line application provider. Frame and Wheel appreciates that this all sounds pretty outlandish, but the same could have been said ten years ago about the idea of uploading rides to the Internet moments after you finished them. Frame and Wheel will continue to refine this idea and think outside the bike.

It's All About Hours on the Bike.

So here I am back home at Potters-End. I’ve still got a few days left before the end of the week so I should be out cycling. Last week you can see from my mileage that I covered 940kms. This week although I cycled back from Taupo I did not have a race to come back too. I also cycled directly back so my mileage, unless I go out and hit the roads, will be quite a bit less. It’s hard to motivate yourself to go out on your bike after you’ve just come back from ten days of nearly continuous cycling.

So since it was hard to motivate myself I found the perfect solution. I found something else to do and didn’t bother swinging my leg over my bike. There’s always work to do in the garden and I found a job that kept me busy for half a day. I tidied up last spring’s daffodil bulbs and put them away for replanting later. Boy we’ve got some whoopers.

Wondering if You Can Eat Daffodil Bulbs.


I also managed that day to catch up on what’s been happening on face book regarding the Global Bike Race. Things are constantly changing regarding the organisation or dis-organisation of the race. I can’t blame the Northern Hemisphere contestants for feeling a bit frustrated at the moment as they slide into winter. I went through a lot of indecision a few months ago with snow on the ranges and not enough hot water bottles to go around. Adi got a nice new pink hot water bottle in the shopping but I didn’t see a new blue one for me anywhere amongst the groceries. Potter’s-End austerity measures bite pretty hard. Anyway at least twice I got cold feet on the whole ride around the world idea. I’m back on course now but I don’t know if the race is?

On Friday to salvage what was a promising start to the week I begrudgingly went out on my usual 130km circuit leaving after lunch, and after coffees, and then also after anything else I thought I could do to put it off. I got on my bike and just felt like a steam train. Admittedly I didn’t have any luggage on board so I suppose I should have felt ok. But at the 110km mark I usually feel some tiredness since this course is quite hilly. Afraid that I might come down quickly and that the last 20kms could be a grovel I stuffed down a couple of chocolate bars. The tiredness never came and I walked in the door shouting to hottie hogger that” I was the man”! And,” what’s for dinner”?

Still not enough kms saw me out on the bike the next day. But really I could only face a ride into town and back. I mean what’s the point. It’s like when you’re studying, and you feel ok because you’re at your desk staring at your books. Let’s face it it’s not quality study so you’re just fooling yourself.

 So the total for the week was 710kms. Most of it quality loaded touring and tenting. But the rest… a fill in. The last couple of weeks have shown me that I’m on track and pretty fit. So for the next month, basically all of December, I’m going to do…………………. Nothing!

Just kidding. No I’ve decided that for December I’m going to do virtually nothing, except two separate long day rides. On two separate Sundays I’ll do 270km rides on my Mercian with just a day bag under the saddle. Weather permitting. If it’s raining I’ll leave the next day. I’m posting this now so that if any of my roadie friends are reading this they may express interest in coming too. In fact I may even see if I can drum up a bit of interest for this with the Sunday bunch crowd?

This sounds a bit desperate but I may even consider riding Adi’s carbon road bike if that would make them feel more comfortable. Riding on carbon fibre would certainly make me feel nauseous but if it gets me a bit of company it might be worth it.

Since I’m no longer employed as a cycle shop boy next week I will begin home maintenance. Then next Sunday a nice 10hr return ride to the north westerly tip of the South Island where all the whales keep getting stranded.  I’ll take my camera.


I May Look Like A Tourist, But I Live Here.

Day 10.

The final days ride home dawned clear and sunny.  A picture perfect day in the Marlborough Sounds. After sleeping in a bit I packed the’ Gay Girls’ away.

After a bit of entertainment watching a couple back their campervan into the campground service building I was on my way. Actually a better description of their van would be holiday home on wheels.  You could probably pilot it across Nevada ok but in New Zealand on poorly designed roads with impatient drivers why would you bother.

Talking of impatient drivers one must not forget that’ Niel the Wheel’ was born and bred in this country and has like most NZers  passed all Kiwi driving tests and can thus foot it with the best of them.

The first 22kms of my ride was along very picturesque but twisty roads and I was focused on getting to my morning tea stop at Havelock not really enjoying the view. So imagine my annoyance when all the tourists wanted not only to enjoy the view along this road but also take their motel rooms on wheels with them and thus HOLD ME UP. No sooner had a diesel burner past me by they then would decide to stop, take pictures from the dining room window, and then want to pass me again so they could stop further up the road.

I have to say Dad taught me the way of the road well. The challenge was on because all kiwi drivers know that driving is a competition in this country. I could take control of this situation by riding hard and fast and sticking well out in the road. They just couldn’t get past. I had in no time formed a campervan convoy behind me and was in full control of the situation. That will teach them for trying to bring their apartment on holiday with them.

Another little ploy I have found mildly amusing with campervan owners is to pull off the road somewhere where they can’t stop due to lack of room and then point into the landscape as if something amazing is happening (works best if you’ve got another cyclist to point with you). They look really miffed because they think they’re missing something. I used this little game along the cliff edges of the Nullabor in Aussie when there were often whales in the ocean. And more often there weren’t any. But it didn’t stop me from pointing.


From then on it was head down and over the two hills homewards. My roadie mate Brian had come out to meet me and it was good to chat to him for the last 50kms or so. I’ve given Brian a hard time over the years due to the fact that he’s an American. But I have to say I admire his drive and interest in everything. I was going to say everything cycling but I think Brian is just interested in anything. I can always count on him to be a goer on long rides or other adventures. And I’m sure if it was not for his desire to help his partner Jeannie’s cycle racing dreams come true and a lack of finances he’d be joining me around the world.

By this stage Adi had met me also on her Vespa and told me I was to stop in 10kms to talk to a local reporter about my training. Which I did.

Josh from the Nelson Evening Mail wrote a nice article about me shown below;



The day was great with my only regret being that I missed the bunch ride which apparently had also gone out to meet me. But due to a pretty good tail wind and a can or two, or three of energy drinks I had missed them due to being too early.

But thanks everyone for making the effort to meet me.




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